March 2012
mortson:
neeyo hoy menyoy
1 tag
satan: knock knock
me: who's there
satan: satan
satan: i saw your blog
satan: we have wifi in hell
1 tag
fellyjish:
oh my god what if I don’t exist
2 tags
I love all you fuckers.
yourcreepyuncle:
what if we’re all in an anime right now, but we’re just the grey people in the background and we don’t know it
1 tag
me: *makes text post*
text post: *gets 3 notes*
i tried by akon begins to play in the background
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
sylvester-calzone:
finally told my parents they’re gay
charcoalmink:
in fifth grade a girl named maggie made my friend vicky cry so at lunch i dumped a container of marinara sauce on maggie’s head and she started crying so then i said “i’m sorry” and walked away and came back with breadsticks and i placed them carefully on her head and i got sent home
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
everets:
when did this
become hooter than this
richwhitelesbian:
I hope Rick Santorum is playing jenga with his friends and he touches a piece that looks like it will be easy to remove but it isn’t but since he touched it he has to take it out and the tower falls over and he loses the game and everyone gets mad because they had this tower going for a really long time
